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keeter

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PostSubject: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 11:26 am

hey Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as

'HILLBILLIES.'
You must now refer to them as

APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.
And furthermore,

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
BREASTED AMERICAN. '
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is

'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a

'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a

'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes

'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a

'LOW COST PROVIDER.'


HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a
'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is

'OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He
'INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of
RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
(Loved this one!)

6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's
'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 12:35 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 12:49 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 3:33 pm

#5 is pretty good.
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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 3:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 3:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 7:38 pm

That's funny chit right there! ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 7:59 pm

ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 7th 2013, 8:46 pm

ROFL ROFL
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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 8th 2013, 1:07 am



That's funny right there.

The way we are headed, it will be illegal to talk before long because anything you say may offend someone somewhere.

My dad picked on me awful when I was growing up. I know why he was picking at me and laughing all the time now. If I learned to deal with him and his jokes, there would be no way anyone else would ever get to me. I didn't realize how smart he was when he was acting so stupid. Thanks to him I can put up with Tbone.
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PostSubject: Re: Polictical Correctness   May 8th 2013, 7:55 am

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