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Timmi
Number of posts : 1623 Age : 70 Location : Christiansburg, Virginia Registration date : 2012-11-25
| Subject: Hillary Clinton January 8th 2014, 10:33 pm | |
| Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along on a country road one evening when an ancient cow loomed in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't. The aged bovine was struck and killed. Hillary told her driver to trek up to the farmhouse to explain to the owners what had happened, while she stayed in the car, wanting to avoid trouble at all costs! About an hour later, her driver staggered back to the car, with his clothes in complete disarray. He was holding a half-empty bottle of very expensive wine in one hand, a rare huge Cuban cigar in the other, and was smiling happily, smeared in lipstick!
"What the hell happened to you?" demanded Hillary.
"Well," the driver replied, "The farmer gave me the cigar, his wife gave me the wine and his beautiful two daughters made wild, passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" Hillary asked?
The driver replied, "I just stepped inside the door and said to them, 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and I've just killed the old cow.' The rest happened so fast I couldn't stop it." | |
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Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 8th 2014, 10:52 pm | |
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| | | ElmoEOD
Number of posts : 1954 Age : 57 Location : Lubeck WV Registration date : 2011-06-25
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 8th 2014, 11:00 pm | |
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| | | Rick S
Number of posts : 2791 Age : 54 Location : dublin,va Registration date : 2012-02-19
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 1:28 am | |
| I like it | |
| | | Hump
Number of posts : 4683 Age : 45 Location : Richwood, WV Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 7:15 am | |
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| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 8:36 am | |
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Number of posts : 4423 Age : 64 Location : charleston WV Registration date : 2010-01-28
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 12:30 pm | |
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| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 1:29 pm | |
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| | | Bocephus
Number of posts : 787 Age : 52 Location : Lexington, NC Registration date : 2012-08-27
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 2:23 pm | |
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| | | Yotehunter66
Number of posts : 2119 Age : 58 Location : Clayton, Michigan Registration date : 2011-03-23
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 9th 2014, 8:56 pm | |
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| | | Todd1113
Number of posts : 83 Location : Wilson, NC Registration date : 2012-09-27
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 10th 2014, 2:39 am | |
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| | | gullyjumper
Number of posts : 2 Location : tennessee Registration date : 2014-01-07
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 10th 2014, 7:35 pm | |
| Thats a good one ! | |
| | | T Wood
Number of posts : 1313 Age : 56 Location : Dillwyn Va. Registration date : 2013-07-10
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 13th 2014, 9:40 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 13th 2014, 11:31 pm | |
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| | | cowboyfanVA
Number of posts : 214 Location : Max Meadows, Va Registration date : 2012-10-30
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 16th 2014, 10:26 pm | |
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| | | Mothgrey
Number of posts : 101 Location : Chesterfield Va Registration date : 2013-06-20
| Subject: Re: Hillary Clinton January 18th 2014, 9:38 am | |
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