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neuromax
Number of posts : 2775 Age : 54 Location : Greensboro, NC Registration date : 2009-02-14
| Subject: HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES June 15th 2010, 11:04 pm | |
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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next:
"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.
The teacher held her breath ...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say,"It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"
"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that they say is good, and then making you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth." the teacher was speechless. . . . | |
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Number of posts : 580 Age : 53 Location : mount holly, nc Registration date : 2009-03-03
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Number of posts : 574 Location : Marysville, Oh Registration date : 2009-11-11
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
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Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
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| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
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| | | yellowzx01
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| Subject: Re: HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES June 16th 2010, 10:31 pm | |
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Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: HOW TO SELL TOOTHBRUSHES June 17th 2010, 11:05 pm | |
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