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+6kgcyrus Jeff M yellowzx01 shawn WV Hot Rod Rhino bubba53 10 posters | Author | Message |
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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 71 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Is my time up June 22nd 2010, 9:53 am | |
| A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, t he woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years. Why didn’t you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?" God replied, I didn't recognize you !!!! | |
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Number of posts : 5386 Age : 58 Location : Mount Hope, WV Registration date : 2009-10-06
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Number of posts : 5230 Age : 51 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
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Number of posts : 796 Age : 44 Location : Charleston, WV Registration date : 2009-03-05
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
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Number of posts : 342 Age : 55 Location : kenova wv Registration date : 2009-07-28
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Number of posts : 899 Age : 72 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
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Number of posts : 580 Age : 54 Location : mount holly, nc Registration date : 2009-03-03
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Number of posts : 3689 Age : 65 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
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Number of posts : 1259 Age : 66 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
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