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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: I get no respect!!!!!! July 20th 2010, 12:23 am | |
| This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman
In a brand new Cadillac
Doing 65 mph
With her Face up next to her Rear view mirror
Putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away For a couple seconds...
to continue shaving
And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane,
Still working on that makeup.
As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much; I dropped My electric shaver
Which knocked
The donut Out of my other hand.
In all The confusion of trying To straighten out the car
Using my knees against The steering wheel,
It knocked My Cell Phone Away from my ear
Which fell
Into the coffee
Between my legs!
Splashed,
And burned
Big Jim and the Twins,
Ruined the damn phone,
Soaked my trousers,
And disconnected an Important call.
Damn women drivers!
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| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 20th 2010, 2:42 am | |
| now he's having a bad hair day |
| | | yellowzx01
Number of posts : 796 Age : 43 Location : Charleston, WV Registration date : 2009-03-05
| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 20th 2010, 11:32 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 20th 2010, 11:38 pm | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 21st 2010, 6:36 am | |
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| | | Gary
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 72 Location : Salem Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 21st 2010, 8:45 am | |
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| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 21st 2010, 9:32 am | |
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| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 21st 2010, 9:58 am | |
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| | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: I get no respect!!!!!! July 21st 2010, 11:02 am | |
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