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Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579
Location : Blacksburg,Va
Registration date : 2009-02-08
|  Subject: Don't Talk  August 20th 2009, 2:22 pm | |
| A Cowboy meets an Indian herding sheep in the Black Hills.
Cowboy: “Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?”
Indian: “Dog don’t talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey dog, how’s it going?”
Dog: “Doin’ all right.”
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: “Is this Indian your owner?” (pointing at the Indian)
Dog: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the
lake once a week to play.”
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Indian: “Horse no talk.”
Cowboy: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool.”
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: “Is this your owner?” (pointing to the Indian)
Horse: “Yep.”
Cowboy: “How’s he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often, and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the elements.”
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Indian: “Sheep lie.”
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| | | | kodiakman
Number of posts : 899
Age : 71
Location : Wise VA
Registration date : 2009-05-29
| | Subject: Re: Don't Talk August 20th 2009, 5:50 pm | |
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| | | | clayb
Number of posts : 580
Age : 54
Location : mount holly, nc
Registration date : 2009-03-03
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| | Subject: Re: Don't Talk August 20th 2009, 10:21 pm | |
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| | | | JB_Rhino
Number of posts : 50
Age : 53
Location : Boone Co., WV
Registration date : 2009-05-05
| | | | | neuromax
Number of posts : 2775
Age : 54
Location : Greensboro, NC
Registration date : 2009-02-14
| | Subject: Re: Don't Talk August 20th 2009, 11:36 pm | |
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| | | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574
Age : 56
Location : Indianapolis, IN
Registration date : 2009-02-24
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