Who is online? | In total there are 21 users online :: 0 Registered, 0 Hidden and 21 Guests :: 1 Bot
None
Most users ever online was 650 on November 11th 2021, 8:48 am
|
Top posting users this month | |
Most active topic starters | |
| | Logic | |
|
+5shawn ONROPE Bobby D Jeff M neuromax 9 posters | Author | Message |
---|
neuromax
Number of posts : 2775 Age : 54 Location : Greensboro, NC Registration date : 2009-02-14
| Subject: Logic September 14th 2009, 1:06 pm | |
| Two Rednecks, Larry and Doug, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Larry turns to Doug and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes.' Doug thinks it's a good idea and the two leave. The next day, Larry goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Larry says. 'What's that?' The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?' 'Yeah.' 'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.' 'That's true, I do have a yard.' 'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.' 'Yes, I do have a house.' 'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.' 'Yes, I have a family. 'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual.' 'I am heterosexual. That's amazing that you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.' Excited to take the class now, Larry shakes the dean's hand and leaves to go meet Doug at the bar. He tells Doug about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic. 'Logic?' Doug says, 'What's that?' Larry says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?' 'No.' replies Doug.
'Then you're a queer.’ | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Logic September 14th 2009, 1:21 pm | |
| |
| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Logic September 14th 2009, 1:34 pm | |
| | |
| | | Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Logic September 14th 2009, 5:12 pm | |
| |
| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: Logic September 14th 2009, 8:04 pm | |
| | |
| | | ONROPE
Number of posts : 98 Age : 54 Location : Parkersburg Registration date : 2009-08-10
| Subject: Re: Logic September 14th 2009, 9:23 pm | |
| | |
| | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: Logic September 14th 2009, 9:31 pm | |
| | |
| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: Logic September 15th 2009, 12:20 am | |
| | |
| | | kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: Logic September 15th 2009, 1:47 pm | |
| | |
| | | Jeremiah Johnson
Number of posts : 10 Location : Denver, NC Registration date : 2009-08-11
| Subject: Re: Logic September 17th 2009, 5:00 pm | |
| Too funny, I'm going to steal it! | |
| | | redneck49
Number of posts : 282 Age : 60 Location : tucson,az. Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: Logic September 17th 2009, 7:56 pm | |
| | |
| | | Sponsored content
| Subject: Re: Logic | |
| |
| | | | Logic | |
|
Similar topics | |
|
| Permissions in this forum: | You cannot reply to topics in this forum
| |
| |
| May 2024 | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thu | Fri | Sat | Sun |
---|
| | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | | | Calendar |
|
|