8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer"

great ride today, I didn't break anything Yahoo!

, some interesting moments that need a winch or 2 and some thinking to solve some problems...
about 76miles and some new areas, and some old ones that had been worked recently and were nice deep mud.. only a few takers today, JimBob(guide) Pitdog, Sal, Finzup and Myself... so fast and hard

for bigger pic's https://s1109.photobucket.com/user/elmoeod1/slideshow/8-10-13

Great pics, perfect weather, lots of mud and a good time. Thanks, Ian. Seventy-six miles?

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Good pix Thanks

Great time thanks for all; the help. Nice pictures

Look's like some good riding.

AND NOW FOR THE WHOLE STORY. PITDOG SHOWS UP AT GOMART TELLING ABOUT HIM AND SOME WOMEN IN A WILD SEXUAL ACT. THEN 2 MILES INTO THE RIDE HE IS ABOUT TO UPSET. RUNS THE WINCH OUT IT DOESN'T WORK. GET HIM OUT OF THERE WE GO AND HIT LOST RIDGE ROAD MUD 6 TO 8 INCHES DEEP SOUPY AS HELL FIRST SHARP TURN FINZ PASSES PIT THROWS MUD IN PITS FACE. ME AND SAL UP THE ROAD WAITNG 1ST COMES FINZ LITTLE BIT HERE COMES PIT CUSSING AND RAISING HELL AT FINZ FOR THE MUD IN FACE HAVE TO PUT RIDER IN BETWEEN THEM TO STOP THE SHIT. LATER WAITING ON THEM THEY GO RIGHT BY US WERE YELLING THEY DON'T HEAR OR SEE. THEY TURN AND WE GET FINZ TO STOP HERE COMES THE PITDOG GOES RIGHT BY US AGAIN FINALLY GET HIM BACK. GO ON UP TOP OF THE MT. DOWN THE OTHER SIDE. NOBODY BEHIND ME AND SAL, THE DOG OVERHEATS AND HAS A FLAT TIRE. GET ALL THOSE PROBLEMS SOLVE BUT THE TIRE. GET TO GAS STATION IT'S CLOSED LEAVE THE GREEN MACHINE PITDOG FORGETS HIS TRUCK KEYS IN THE TERYX BUT WERE 10 MILES DOWN THE ROAD BEFORE HE THINKS ABOUT IT. SAL HAULS UP THE HIGHWAY WITH PIT TO GET THEM. MEANWHILE THEY TALK ME INTO WADING OUT IN THE RIVER TO SEE IF WE GET ACROSS WERE SCREWED TO DEEP. BRAINSTORM IDEA HOW TO GET THE TRUCK WERE OFF FINALLY STAGGER IN TO THE RICHIE MINES AND WERE NOT LOST NO MORE. PLEASE LEAVE THE PITDOG AT HOME WHEN HE HAS SEX BEFORE A RIDE. THIS IS REALLY WHAT HAPPENED.

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They say every dog will have his day, lol!

This was not PitDogs day ! 8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" 495894

Well, the way I remember the ride, it's probably as accurate as an old crazy guy can get it. ROFL

Names and events are only generally right, but hey we're family. And, we had a good time(except maybe Paul).
We NEED Nurse Dillard to keep the ride leader medicated. 8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" 988103

8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" 988103

Tabasco enimas should be good for him 'bout half way through. They might snap him back to reality so we don't get (more)lost or arrested. A JIMBOB ride is ALWAYS an adventure. Ride

lmao!!

nice pics

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NOW FOR THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER. MET FINZ AY KENNA WAS KICKING GAME TO HOT GIRL EXCHANGED # AS FINZ GETS 30 PACK OF BEER.FINZ GETS Mad because he has no game.Get to go mart jimbob & finz double team me . because both could not get wood in a viagra factory.Finz is pounding the beer at 8.30 trying to get nerve up.-4wd would not engage got jacked up on hill winch would not work.While waiting at top of hill for finz as were taking off finz on about sixth beer comes around about hits me I hit brakes to keep his drunk ass from hitting me.Meanwhile finz cant keep pace with limbob. Jinbobs dumb ass cuts up through the woods about 75 yards and finz don't see him and goes past i follow.Turn around with jimbobs dumb ass still hid in the woods.( way to much oxicouten) Did have flat,overheat And forget keys. Worst part of the day had to ride in a gayzer. All and Jimbob s dumb ass did about try to drown us. DON"T F WITH THE DOG HE WILL TELL THE TROUTH ON YOUR ASS. Thanks for all the help.

AND THAT MY FRIEND YOU HAVE IT STRAIGHT FROM THE DOGS MOUTH.

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A "gayzer" ? Next time your paws can pound the pavement! 8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" 495894

8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" 496957

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Pit Dog sounds like you had a few before typing that up! Great story though sounds like a day to remember! Applause

Great pics. Memories.

pit dog wrote:: Worst part of the day had to ride in a gayzer.

8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" Brokeb10

Timmi you the first I ever seen that came right out and admitted it.

prtymrcr wrote:: A "gayzer" ? Next time your paws can pound the pavement!

Sal thanks for the ride much love. But your just a little to ruff & fuzzy for me. Might get you set up with t-bone. And what the hell you talking. about I am the big dog. LOL

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pit dog wrote:

prtymrcr wrote:: A "gayzer" ? Next time your paws can pound the pavement!

Sal thanks for the ride much love. But your just a little to ruff & fuzzy for me. Might get you set up with t-bone. And what the hell you talking. about I am the big dog. LOL

dang thats the pot calling the kettle black if I have ever seen it..... LMAO

Dang yall are hilarious!!! i smell bs

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pit dog wrote:

prtymrcr wrote:: And what the hell you talking. about I am the big dog. LOL

Sat. You was more like a pound puppy ! ROFL

All I have to say is 8-10-13 Riding with JimBob.. AKA "Squirrel Killer" 797616

pit dog wrote:: Timmi you the first I ever seen that came right out and admitted it.

ha ha that picture is perfect for what you said!

WoW.. lot of talk.. you should have been there.... but it did look like it was a little "close" in that rzr IJS

lol... maybe some of you wanna be riders should show up and see for yourself... any of the trails we ride can compete with the trails down around HM.. and many of you don't have to drive as far

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