THE LITTLE PUSS

pit dog wrote:

YOU guys quit kissing up to thunter. Everyone knows he is a black & decker pecker wrecker.     

a black and decker pecker wrecker is a black girl with braces   

Typical little puss.  When a little puss shows up, men start fighting over shit that has nothing to do with the little puss, like rzrs ect.

As far as the big puss and little puss goes.  It seems the little puss hasn't been around much, but handles tight.  The big puss has been around more, knows how to please a man, but is bigger and doesn't handle as tight.  Ok, I got this Wildcat stuff figured out now.

johnboy wrote:

pit dog wrote:

YOU guys quit kissing up to thunter. Everyone knows he is a black & decker pecker wrecker.     

a black and decker pecker wrecker is a black girl with braces   

 That's thunter john boy.lol
 Hump get another beer before you hurt yourself.

Big Paul, how did you know I was drinking?

You are my buddy I keep a eye on you. You the man hump.

 FINZUP STOLE MY LITTLE PUSS AND TOOK OFF UP THE ROAD WITH HER. SHE LOOKED LIKE HELL WHEN SHE GOT BACK. WAS GONNA GET HOTROD 50 TO RUN A RAPE KIT ON HER BUT HE TOOK OFF  WHEN HE SEEN THE WHOLE GANG COME IN. THEY SAID HE WAS THE HEALTH TEACHER UP THER FOR YEARS, DON'T KNOW WHAT HE TAUGHT THEM LOTS OF PREGNANT GIRLS BEEN SEEN IN THEM HOLLERS IN THE PAST YEARS. ALSO ALOT OF BANJO BOYS UP ON THE RIDGES. AND THEM CALHOUN BOYS DON'T CROSS THE COUNTY LINES.

Finz sampled the little puss so he can decide if she's worth having a long term relationship with. 

HE SAID IF THEY HELD UP WITH ME DRIVING IT HE WOULD BUY ONE. DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT, I THINK I'M A HELL OF A DRIVER.   

JimBob wrote:

HE SAID IF THEY HELD UP WITH ME DRIVING IT HE WOULD BUY ONE. DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT, I THINK I'M A HELL OF A DRIVER.   

A hell of a driver my ass!! Elk Springs still has ruts 
in there yard from your RV.  

Thunter wrote:

JimBob wrote:

HE SAID IF THEY HELD UP WITH ME DRIVING IT HE WOULD BUY ONE. DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT, I THINK I'M A HELL OF A DRIVER.   

A hell of a driver my ass!! Elk Springs still has ruts 
in there yard from your RV.  

   

 WATCH YOUR MOUTH BIG BOY.

Thunter wrote:

JimBob wrote:

HE SAID IF THEY HELD UP WITH ME DRIVING IT HE WOULD BUY ONE. DON'T KNOW WHAT HE MEANS BY THAT, I THINK I'M A HELL OF A DRIVER.   

A hell of a driver my ass!! Elk Springs still has ruts 
in there yard from your RV.  

The people in Elk Springs are PISSED about what he did to their pool last year.     

I wasn't kidding.  Sal and I aren't gonna wait on your old ass anything like we did at Creston.  Hell, even Miss Mae ran so far ahead of the kitty we thought you and Sally stopped to have a nooner.    We gonna see if the little black cat can put her big girl panties on and hang with the big dogs and not throw up.  If she can, I'll get one.  Did kinda like how she purrs. 

Sounds like Finz has got cat scratch fever.

Meow !!! here kitty kitty kitty!

JIMBOB how you liking the Wildcat compared to the Teryx  and how many miles you got on it and is it holding up   

 HEY I GOT 600 MILES ON IT HAVEN'T HAD ANY PROBLEMS ON IT YET. ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT IT  HAS NO ENGINE BRAKE IN HIGH GEAR. AND NOT MUCH IN LOW. THE DAMN THING IS REALLY QUICK, GOES IN THE MUD REAL GOOD, IT COULD USE POWER STEERING FOR OLD FARTS LIKE ME REFLEXS GETTING SLOWER AS THE YEARS GO BUY. RODE SOME TIGHT TRAILS ON A RIDE SOME YOUNG BUCK  TRIED TO PUT IT ON ME WITH HIS 1000 POPO HE GOT NERVOUS AND SMACKED A TREE SUN MUST OF GOT TO HIM GLARING OFF MY BALD HEAD. MADE MY DAY.    NO REGRETS YET ON BUYING IT. TIME WILL TELL

JimBob wrote:

 HEY I GOT 600 MILES ON IT HAVEN'T HAD ANY PROBLEMS ON IT YET. ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE ABOUT IT  HAS NO ENGINE BRAKE IN HIGH GEAR. AND NOT MUCH IN LOW. THE DAMN THING IS REALLY QUICK, GOES IN THE MUD REAL GOOD, IT COULD USE POWER STEERING FOR OLD FARTS LIKE ME REFLEXS GETTING SLOWER AS THE YEARS GO BUY. RODE SOME TIGHT TRAILS ON A RIDE SOME YOUNG BUCK  TRIED TO PUT IT ON ME WITH HIS 1000 POPO HE GOT NERVOUS AND SMACKED A TREE SUN MUST OF GOT TO HIM GLARING OFF MY BALD HEAD. MADE MY DAY.    NO REGRETS YET ON BUYING IT. TIME WILL TELL

Sounds good thanks for the info.I was talking with Hot Rod today and we are talking about coming up and riding with you one day over the 4th of July holiday

 HEY AFTER 700 MILES I SEE WHY POLARIS IS SUEING ARTICAT. AFTER CHECKING THE LITTLE PUSS OVER. I THINK THESE LITTLE PUSS'S ARE GOING TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT JUST LIKE THE POPO'S . HOLD ON TO YOUR MONEY MORE ON THIS ISSUE LATER IN THE WEEK.        I THINK AND A BIG ONE. I THINK I HEAR A NEW TERYX WARMING UP. 

Uh oh. 

Just get new rubbers for your little puss and you'll be able to get out of that hole.

This is why Jimbob is the man. He don't give a shit, he will tell you about his troubles, and tell you he messed up.

JimBob wrote:

 HEY AFTER 700 MILES I SEE WHY POLARIS IS SUEING ARTICAT. AFTER CHECKING THE LITTLE PUSS OVER. I THINK THESE LITTLE PUSS'S ARE GOING TO BE A PIECE OF SHIT JUST LIKE THE POPO'S . HOLD ON TO YOUR MONEY MORE ON THIS ISSUE LATER IN THE WEEK.        I THINK AND A BIG ONE. I THINK I HEAR A NEW TERYX WARMING UP. 



 

    

Yes Jim Bob -- Whats up?

   LET YA KNOW THE STORY BEFORE THE WEEKEND.   

JimBob wrote:

   LET YA KNOW THE STORY BEFORE THE WEEKEND.   

                 

JimBob wrote:

GO TO HELL T-BONE YOU WV DUMBASS.

Hey!  He's a Tar Heel, Banjo Boy.