NUDIST COLONY

> A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he took
> off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite
> blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman
> noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, 'did you call for me?'
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> The man replied, 'No, what do you mean?'
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> She said, 'You must be new here.. Let me explain. It's a rule here that
> if you get an erection, it implies you called for me.' Smiling, she led
> him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a towel, eagerly
> pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with her.
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> Later, the man continued to explore the colony's facilities. He entered
> the sauna and as he sat down, he farted. Within seconds a huge, hairy
> man lumbered out of the steam room toward him.
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> 'Did you call for me? ' asked the hairy man.
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> 'No, what do you mean?' replied the newcomer.
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> 'You must be new.' answered the hairy man, 'It's a rule that if you
> fart, it implies that you called for me.'
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> The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his
> way with the newcomer.
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> The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by
> a smiling, naked receptionist, 'May I help you?' she asked.
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> 'Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
> the $500 membership fee.'
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> 'But, Sir,' she replied, 'you've only been here a few hours. You haven't
> had a chance to see all our facilities.'
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> 'Listen lady, I'm 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but
> I fart 15 times a day. I'm outta here.'

That's just wrong.

ouch

OH MY ---- That just isn't right ----