Only in West Va

Subject: Only in West Va December 9th 2009, 3:04 pm

DUI - WEST
VIRGINIA STYLE

Only a person in West
Virginia could think of this.

From the
county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this
true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked
outside a bar in Clarksburg , WV after last call
the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently
intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man
stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the
officer quietly observing. After what seemed an
eternity in which he tried his keys on five different
vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into
it.

He sat there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove
off.

Finally he started the car, switched the
wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,
flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights.

He
moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little
and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more
of the other patrons' vehicles
left.

At last, when his was
the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and
drove slowly down the road.

The police officer,
having waited patiently all this time, now started up his
patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the
man over and administered a breathalyzer
test..

To his amazement, the breathalyzer
indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol
at all!

Dumbfounded, the officer said, I'll have to
ask you to accompany me to the police
station.

This breathalyzer equipment must be
broken.'

I doubt it' said the truly proud Redneck. Tonight I'm the designated decoy. Only in West Va 36628