The State Trooper

This old man was driving down the road and when he looked in his mirror he saw flashing blue lights, so he started speeding up for about the next mile or so. finally he pulled over and this state trooper come up to his window and said mister, why did you not stop for my blue lights back there, and the old man said, well sir it's like this, last month my wife ran off with a state trooper and I thought you was a bringing her back!!!!!!

That's just too funny!!!!!!!