The Pastors ass

The Pastor's Ass
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> > The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
> > The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
> > again, and it won again..
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> > The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
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> > The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the
> > pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
> >
> > The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S
> > ASS.
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> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of
> > the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
> >
> > The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the
> > next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
> >
> > The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of
> > the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
> >
> > The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.
> >
> > This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the
> > donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
> >
> > The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
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> > The moral of the story is . . .. being concerned about public opinion can
> > bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.. So be
> > yourself and enjoy life.
> >