two ladies

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven





1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?



1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!



1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I
began to get
warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected

that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act.
But instead,
I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman: So, what happened?


2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started
running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched
and down into
the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all
the
beds. I kept
this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so
exhausted
that I just
keeled over with a heart attack and died.



1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both
still
be alive.



















Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Bubba , you ain't right !! Where do yu keep coming up with all this stuff ?

ermullis, my emails.