the parriot

Wanda's
dishwasher quit working so she called in a repairman. Since she had to go to
work, she told the repairman, 'I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. Oh, by
the way don't worry about my dog Spike. He won't bother you.'







'But, whatever you do, do
NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot!'







'I MUST STRESS TO
YOU: DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!'



When the repairman arrived
at Wanda's apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest
looking dog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there
on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.



The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling,
cursing and name calling..



Finally the repairman
couldn't contain himself any longer and yelled,



'Shut up, you
stupid, ugly bird!'



To which the parrot
replied,















'Get him Spike!'