Irish viagra

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask
his advice in reviving her husband's libido. "What
about
trying Viagra?" asked the doctor.

"Not a chance," she said. "He won't even
take an aspirin."

"Not a problem," replied the doctor. "Give
him an 'Irish Viagra.' It's
when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He
won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how
things went."

It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor,
who directly inquired as to her progress.

The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, faith, bejaysus and
begorrah!
T'was horrid! Just terrible, doctor!"

"Really? What happened?" asked the doctor.

"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his
coffee and the
effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up,
with a twinkle in his eye and with his pants a-bulging
fiercely! With
one swoop of his arm, he sent me cups and tablecloth
flying, ripped
me clothes to tatters and took me then and there
passionately on
the tabletop! It was a nightmare, I tell you doctor, an
absolute
nightmare!"

"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you
mean the sex your
husband provided wasn't good?"

"Dear sweet jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've
had in 25 years! But sure
as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me
face in Starbucks again!"