redneck

YOU'RE AN EXTREME REDNECK WHEN

> 1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of



> her kids.

>

> 2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how

> much gas is in it.

>

> 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

>

> 4. You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a

different

> night.

>

> 5. You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean.

>

> 6. Someone in your family died right after saying, "Hey, guys, watch

> this."

>

> 7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

>

> 8. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

>

> 9. Your junior prom offered day care.

>

> 10. You think the last words of the "Star-Spangled Banner" are

> "Gentlemen, start your engines."

>

> 11. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its

> wheels.

>

> 12. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

>

> 13. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

>

> 14. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

>

> 15.. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the

> House of
Tattoos.

>

> 16. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law

against



> it.

>

> 17. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk

>

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