$20.00

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
> plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in
> a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk.
> >
> > Noticing this, a policeman stops her and says, "Ma'am, there are $20
> bills falling out of your bag."
> >
> > "Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back and
> see if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
> >
> > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
> money? You didn't steal it, did you?"
> >
> > "Oh, no," said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
> next to the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans
> come and pee through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind
> the fence with my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing
> through the fence, I say '$20 or off it comes.'
> >
> > "Well, that seems only fair," laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! Oh, by
> the way, what's in the other bag?"
> >
> > "Well, you know," not everybody pays."
> >

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