the porch

A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to
> hire herself out as a "handy-woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
> neighborhood She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner
> if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
>
> "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will
> you charge me?"
>
> Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
>
> The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need
> was in the garage.
>
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that
> our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
>
> He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
>
> The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde
> jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
>
> Later that day, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>
> "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
>
> "Yes, the blonde replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
>
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her
> along with a ten dollar tip.
>
> "And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
>

OH SHI$ --- Thats going to hurt --

great