the jar

PROBLEMS WITH AGING
> An 85-year-old man, as part of his physical exam, was requested by his
> doctor for a sperm count.
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
>
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> "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office
>
> and gave him the jar, which was as empty as when he gave it to him.
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained,
>
> "Well, doc, it's like this -- first I tried with my right hand, but
> nothing.
>
> Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
> Then I asked my wife for help.
>
> She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
>
> She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
> out,
> still nothing.
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
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> first with both hands, then an armpit,
>
> and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.
> The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
> The old man replied, "Yep, and none of us could get the jar open.
>

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