the pirate

A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, 'Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.'
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> 'What do you mean?' said the pirate, 'I feel fine.'
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> Bartender,'What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before.'
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> Pirate, 'Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now.'
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> Bartender, 'Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
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> Pirate, 'We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook.
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> I'm fine, really.'
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> Bartender, 'What about that eye patch?'
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> Pirate, 'Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in my eye.'
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> 'You're kidding,' said the bartender, 'you lost an eye just from bird shit.'
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> Pirate, 'It was my first day with the hook.'
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back Bubba , you still ain't right man !!!

Same here, Welcome back Bubba!