the milkman

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
> > beautiful.
> > She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons
> > of milk
> >
> > When the milkman read the note, he felt there must
> > be a mistake.
> > He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he
> > knocked on the door to clarify the point.
> >
> > The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I
> > found your note to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you
> > mean 2.5 gallons ?"
> >
> > The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going
> > to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
> > can look young and beautiful again."
> >
> > The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized ?"
> >
> > The blonde said, "No, just up to my tits. I can
> > splash it on my eyes."
> >

Another dumb blonde