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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: ice cream January 10th 2010, 11:14 am | |
| Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think."
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women in the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny: "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." | |
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Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
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Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: ice cream January 10th 2010, 7:54 pm | |
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