bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: lottery January 11th 2010, 11:10 am | |
| A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number.
The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."
To which the man replied, "No sir. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today, and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.
The Redneck said, "I want all my money RIGHT now! I won it, and I want it."
Again the man patiently explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I WANT MY MONEY!! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!'' | |
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kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: lottery January 11th 2010, 11:12 am | |
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Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: lottery January 11th 2010, 11:35 am | |
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ermullis
Number of posts : 1376 Age : 64 Location : Hamptonville NC Registration date : 2009-10-21
| Subject: Re: lottery January 11th 2010, 1:40 pm | |
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simoniz
Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: lottery January 11th 2010, 1:47 pm | |
| That would make a good blonde joke too... | |
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