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RickV
Number of posts : 591 Age : 69 Location : Clarksburg, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 9:51 pm | |
| The economy is so bad that . . . .
1. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
2. I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
5. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
6. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. Parents in Beverly Hillsfired their nannies and learned their children's names.
8. A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
9. Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
10. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
13. Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh, Great!! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And,finally...
14. I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. | |
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| Subject: Re: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 9:59 pm | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 10:21 pm | |
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| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 10:27 pm | |
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| | | simoniz
Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 10:38 pm | |
| Thats a good one I have to admit! | |
| | | bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Re: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 10:43 pm | |
| you can cry or laugh, take your pick. | |
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| Subject: Re: Hard Times January 15th 2010, 10:46 pm | |
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