My Grandpaw

Well i took my grandpa out to lunch the other day in the food court at the mall.I helped him get to the table and hung his cain off the back of my seat.We had been sitting there for a little while when a young teenage boy sat down right across from us with spiked green hair,piercings all over his face,and tatoos everywhere.Well my grandpaw sat there in amazement staring at the young boy cause he had never seen such a thing before.After a long period of staring at the boy,the young boy became very aggravated.He finally got right up in my grandpa's face and said, "Whats the problem OLD MAN...you never done anything crazy in your life?!" My grandpaw looked him over again and said,"Yeah son as a matter of fact i have.....I once had sex with a Peacock and i thought you might be my son!"

sprinklerhead, I told this joke to some of my buddies today and they cracked their sides