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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the brother January 20th 2010, 9:32 pm | |
| A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he asks.
"I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet, and he's got no clothes on!"
He slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife. He rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the floor.
"You bastard," says the husband. "My wife is having a heart attack, and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!" | |
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the brother January 20th 2010, 9:34 pm | |
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| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: the brother January 20th 2010, 9:38 pm | |
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| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: the brother January 22nd 2010, 6:31 pm | |
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| | | sprinklerhead
Number of posts : 690 Age : 57 Location : Mount Hope,Maple Fork Rd,WV. Registration date : 2009-02-14
| Subject: Re: the brother January 22nd 2010, 7:33 pm | |
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| | | muddslinger
Number of posts : 221 Age : 53 Location : Southern WV Registration date : 2009-05-03
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Number of posts : 580 Age : 54 Location : mount holly, nc Registration date : 2009-03-03
| Subject: Re: the brother January 22nd 2010, 8:18 pm | |
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