Guts or Balls?

There has been some confusion about the medical and psychological
distinction between Guts and Balls.
　
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?


In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:


GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the Guys, being met
by your wife with a broom, and having the courage to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'


BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the Guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on you collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the courage to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


I hope this clears up any psychological confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is no difference in the outcome - Both
result in death.

I'd be in divorce court with Mickey Mouse!!!!!Guess i don't have either!!!!

I think a good word to use in both of those instances would be "suicidal".