Gargle Gargle

A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor.
>
> Doctor: What happened?"
>
> Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home
> drunk, he beats me to a pulp."
>
> Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. Whenever your husband
> comes home inebriated, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
> gargling
> with it.Just gargle and gargle."
>
> Two weeks later she returns to the doctor,and looks reborn and fresh
> again.
>
> Woman: "Doc, That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home
> drunk, I gargled with chamomile tea and gargled and nothing happened."
>
> Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

AAAhhh Sweet silence .....