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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the bus January 28th 2010, 11:14 pm | |
| A pregnant woman boards a bus. After taking a seat, she notices a man smiling at her. She feels self-conscious and changes her seat, but he seems even more amused.
She moves a third time, and he starts to giggle. On her fourth move, he bursts out laughing.
They both get off the bus at the next stop. The pregnant woman is furious and demands an explanation. "What exactly is so damn funny?"
"I'm sorry, ma'am," replies the giggling man. "But I couldn't help noticing you're pregnant, and when you first sat down, you sat under an advertisement which read 'Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins.' Then you sat under an ad that read 'Sloan's Liniments Remove Swelling.' Then you moved under a deodorant advertisement which read 'William's Stick Did the Trick.' And I just couldn't hold it in any longer when you moved a fourth time and sat under a tire advertisement which read 'Dunlop Rubber Would Have Prevented This Accident.'" | |
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Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the bus January 29th 2010, 7:49 am | |
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Number of posts : 221 Age : 53 Location : Southern WV Registration date : 2009-05-03
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Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
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Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: the bus February 2nd 2010, 6:49 pm | |
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