Nine Words Women Use

Subject: Nine Words Women Use March 17th 2010, 1:18 pm

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . That will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL.

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because they know.

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Subject: Re: Nine Words Women Use March 17th 2010, 2:00 pm

I have heard most of these words in the past and present.

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Subject: Re: Nine Words Women Use March 17th 2010, 5:30 pm

so true.

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Subject: Re: Nine Words Women Use March 17th 2010, 9:24 pm

Subject: Re: Nine Words Women Use March 17th 2010, 10:47 pm

Subject: Re: Nine Words Women Use March 23rd 2010, 2:34 pm

Wow is that spot on - scary!

Subject: Re: Nine Words Women Use March 23rd 2010, 4:36 pm

pretty bad actually.. we all know what those words mean!!

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