9-1-1

Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the

brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?






Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't

have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one

Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the

same t thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.



My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only

two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child?

Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!



And the winner is..........



Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of

breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an

asthmatic? Caller: No

Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having

trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police



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i get ones like that all the time.

gonna have to wait til tonight to read all these jokes. i went to night school and cant read at daytime!

took a 911 call yesterday from a old that said the lady next door put a vibrator in his yard and he wants her to go to jail.

bush wrote:

took a 911 call yesterday from a old that said the lady next door put a vibrator in his yard and he wants her to go to jail.