lost wallet

A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet
and all of his identification.
Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home
but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy.

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said
the agent. "But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed.
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of

my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent. With that, the guy
dropped his pants and showed the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed the agent. "Have a safe
trip back to Chicago ." "Thanks!" he said.

"But how did you know I was from Chicago ?" The agent
replied, "I recognized Obama in the middle."