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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the pond May 1st 2010, 12:16 am | |
| An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years
He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming= , so
he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some
apple and peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or make you get out of the pond naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...' | |
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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the pond May 1st 2010, 9:29 am | |
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Number of posts : 248 Age : 41 Location : Winston Salem, North Carolina Registration date : 2009-11-06
| Subject: Re: the pond May 1st 2010, 11:19 am | |
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Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
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Number of posts : 1376 Age : 64 Location : Hamptonville NC Registration date : 2009-10-21
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Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
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Number of posts : 342 Age : 54 Location : kenova wv Registration date : 2009-07-28
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