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Age : 65
Location : Baytown, TX
Registration date : 2009-02-20
|  Subject: Jane and Arlene  May 4th 2010, 8:45 pm | |
| Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end,puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the hell is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted. | |
| | | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777
Location : Moneta Va
Registration date : 2009-02-16
| | Subject: Re: Jane and Arlene May 4th 2010, 9:38 pm | |
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| | | | bubba53
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Age : 70
Location : statesville,nc
Registration date : 2009-08-29
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| | | | clayb
Number of posts : 580
Age : 54
Location : mount holly, nc
Registration date : 2009-03-03
| | Subject: Re: Jane and Arlene May 4th 2010, 9:57 pm | |
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| | | | big g
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Age : 64
Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA
Registration date : 2010-02-04
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| | | | ncrzrstealth09
Number of posts : 248
Age : 41
Location : Winston Salem, North Carolina
Registration date : 2009-11-06
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| | | | shawn
Number of posts : 5230
Age : 50
Location : Beaver, WV
Registration date : 2009-02-11
| | Subject: Re: Jane and Arlene May 5th 2010, 7:13 am | |
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| | | | kgcyrus
Number of posts : 342
Age : 54
Location : kenova wv
Registration date : 2009-07-28
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| | | | Dewey & Sissy
Number of posts : 359
Age : 77
Location : Bedford, VA
Registration date : 2009-02-21
| | Subject: Re: Jane and Arlene May 5th 2010, 9:20 pm | |
| I USE TO THINK I DID NOT WANT TO GO TO ONE OF THOSE HOMES, IT IS SOUNDED LIKE FUN NOW. HA HA | |
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