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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the drunken sailor May 11th 2010, 10:36 am | |
| A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunken sailor slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?" Once again, the same little drunken sailor slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!" The bartender approached the drunken sailor and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?'"
"As far as I'm concerned", the drunken sailor replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!" | |
| | | big mike
Number of posts : 114 Age : 56 Location : Petroleum WV. Registration date : 2010-03-28
| Subject: Re: the drunken sailor May 11th 2010, 10:58 am | |
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| Subject: Re: the drunken sailor May 11th 2010, 12:24 pm | |
| thats pretty good bubba!!! |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the drunken sailor May 11th 2010, 5:52 pm | |
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| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
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| | | kgcyrus
Number of posts : 342 Age : 54 Location : kenova wv Registration date : 2009-07-28
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| | | zingo
Number of posts : 606 Age : 74 Location : Jacksonville Florida Registration date : 2009-09-08
| Subject: Re: the drunken sailor May 16th 2010, 8:59 am | |
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