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| Subject: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 5th 2010, 4:53 pm | |
| Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' |
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 5th 2010, 7:34 pm | |
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| | | Bobby D
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 5th 2010, 10:01 pm | |
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| | | Hump
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 5th 2010, 11:53 pm | |
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| | | bubba53 Moderator
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 12:27 am | |
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| | | shawn
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 9:34 am | |
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 10:17 am | |
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| | | ncrzrstealth09
Number of posts : 248 Age : 41 Location : Winston Salem, North Carolina Registration date : 2009-11-06
| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 1:17 pm | |
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| | | kodiakman
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 4:37 pm | |
| Now that's funny, I don't care who you are | |
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 5:45 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 9:37 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! June 6th 2010, 10:05 pm | |
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