Insurance

State Farm was recently alarmed at the startling upswing in insurance claims for the state of WV. After much discussion it was decided that they would do an in depth study into the cause of the accidents.

All the upper management got together one day and decided that the best way to find the cause would be to install little black boxes in some of thier customers cars, much like the cockpit recorders found on modern aircraft.

After six weeks of doing the study they decided to abruptly end it, The reason given was the only thing the voice recorders were picking up was "[b]HOLD MY BEER BUBBA, AN WATCH THIS!!!"

Thanks Bubba, there goes my rates again.