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+7kodiakman Pops big g phifer45 Bobby D BRP RIDER bubba53 11 posters | Author | Message |
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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: Why men have dogs October 14th 2010, 10:20 pm | |
| Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives: |
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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4. A dog's parents never visit.
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5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
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13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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And last, but not least:
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14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
| To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you. | |
| | | BRP RIDER
Number of posts : 216 Age : 60 Location : WISE VIRGINIA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 14th 2010, 10:25 pm | |
| THAT RIGHT THERE IS SOME FUNNY . I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE | |
| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 14th 2010, 10:27 pm | |
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| | | phifer45
Number of posts : 435 Age : 63 Location : Irmo SC Registration date : 2009-11-30
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 14th 2010, 10:43 pm | |
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| | | big g
Number of posts : 3689 Age : 64 Location : Stokesdale N.C-HillTop WVA Registration date : 2010-02-04
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 14th 2010, 10:46 pm | |
| THats funny | |
| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 14th 2010, 11:01 pm | |
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| | | kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 15th 2010, 2:42 pm | |
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| | | clayb
Number of posts : 580 Age : 54 Location : mount holly, nc Registration date : 2009-03-03
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 15th 2010, 3:52 pm | |
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| | | Hump
Number of posts : 4683 Age : 45 Location : Richwood, WV Registration date : 2009-03-08
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 15th 2010, 5:10 pm | |
| That's funny Bubba. I don't think I will try locking them in the garage though. | |
| | | WV Hot Rod Rhino Admin
Number of posts : 5386 Age : 57 Location : Mount Hope, WV Registration date : 2009-10-06
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 15th 2010, 6:22 pm | |
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| | | pit dog
Number of posts : 4423 Age : 64 Location : charleston WV Registration date : 2010-01-28
| Subject: Re: Why men have dogs October 15th 2010, 9:09 pm | |
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