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+4Farmer 700rhinorampage Bobby D Jeff M 8 posters | Author | Message |
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| Subject: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 5:21 am | |
| Genie in a bottle Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a
Biker Dude are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total',
says the Genie.
The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada '
POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.
Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan , Palestine , Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians
can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.
The Biker says, 'I am very curious.
Please tell me more about this wall.'
The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out;
it's virtually impenetrable.'
The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lites a cigar,
smiles and says,
'Fill it with water.' |
| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 10:13 am | |
| :165: Thats a good one | |
| | | Bobby D
Number of posts : 14579 Location : Blacksburg,Va Registration date : 2009-02-08
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 10:15 am | |
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| | | 700rhinorampage
Number of posts : 223 Age : 40 Location : Barnesville, OH Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 12:17 pm | |
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| | | Farmer
Number of posts : 264 Age : 40 Location : Zanesville, OH Registration date : 2009-02-14
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 2:17 pm | |
| I like it. Pasting it to my email and sending it out! :190: | |
| | | simoniz
Number of posts : 2840 Age : 49 Location : Browns Summit NC Registration date : 2009-02-15
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 2:59 pm | |
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| | | WV Rider
Number of posts : 176 Location : Logan, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 5th 2009, 7:32 pm | |
| Amen | |
| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 6th 2009, 11:57 am | |
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| | | yellowzx01
Number of posts : 796 Age : 43 Location : Charleston, WV Registration date : 2009-03-05
| Subject: Re: Genie in a bottle April 6th 2009, 8:37 pm | |
| good one! | |
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