The Long Kiss

A tough looking group of bikers were riding
when they saw a girl
about to jump off a bridge so they stopped.



The leader, a big burly man, got off his bike and said,
"What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she said.



While he did not want to appear insensitive,
he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked
"Well, before you jump,
why don't you give me a kiss?"



So, she did and it was a looonnnnng,
deep, wet, lingering kiss.



After she finished, the biker said,
"Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had.
That's a real talent you are wasting.
You could be famous,
why are you committing suicide?"



"My parents don't like me............
dressing up like a girl......!"