How to get to heaven

I was testing the children in my Sunday School class
to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, 'If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?'

'NO!' the children answered.

'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard,
and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into Heaven?'

Again, the answer was, 'NO!'

By now I was starting to smile. Hey, this was fun!
'Well, then, if I was kind to animals, to all the children,
and loved my wife, would that get me into Heaven?'
I asked them again..

Again, they all answered, 'NO!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

'Well,' I continued, 'then how can I
get into Heaven?'

A five-year-old boy shouted out, 'You gotta move to West Virginia!'

So, when are you moving?

ElmoEOD wrote:

So, when are you moving?

Heck....I love WV.....I wish I could move there....

every time we come up to w.v ,my boy plays that old john denver song almost heaven

...pretty cool

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