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| Subject: Cussing June 12th 2009, 1:04 am | |
| A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues, 'when we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass. The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man? 'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios!' |
| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 6:24 am | |
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| | | Gary
Number of posts : 1312 Age : 73 Location : Salem Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 8:46 am | |
| thats a good one | |
| | | neuromax
Number of posts : 2775 Age : 54 Location : Greensboro, NC Registration date : 2009-02-14
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 9:05 am | |
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| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 9:59 am | |
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| | | yellowzx01
Number of posts : 796 Age : 43 Location : Charleston, WV Registration date : 2009-03-05
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 10:08 am | |
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| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 12:32 pm | |
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| | | dave_dj1
Number of posts : 114 Age : 64 Location : NY, VT border Registration date : 2009-05-26
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 2:58 pm | |
| that's funny as hell, i needed a good laugh today | |
| | | kodiakman
Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
| Subject: Re: Cussing June 12th 2009, 3:15 pm | |
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