happyness is not an accident

"Happiness is not an accident, nor is it something you wish for.
> Happiness is something you design".
>
> But....sometimes you just need to smile!
>
> As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
> director to play at a grave side service for a homeless man.
> He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper's
> cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the
> backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical man, I didn't stop for
> directions.
>
> I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently
> gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only
> the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and
> apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave
> and
> looked down and the vault lid was already in place.
>
> I didn't know what else to do, so I started to play. The workers put
> down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out
> my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends.
>
> I played like I've never played before for this homeless man. And as I
> played 'Amazing Grace,' the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept;
> we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and
> started for my car.
>
> Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my
> car, I heard one of the workers say, "I never seen nothin'
> like that before and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty
> years."
>
> Apparently I'm still lost . . .
>

Now that is some funny shiz right there....

You had me going there for a minute. I thought you cared.