DRUNK SAVED

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he
> > comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He
> > proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into
> > the preacher.
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> > The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell
> > of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
> >
> > The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."
> >
> > So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. He pulls
> > him up and asks the drunk, "Brother, have you found Jesus?"
> >
> > The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
> >
> > The preacher shocked at the answer; dunks him into the water
> > again for a little longer this time. He again pulls him out of the
> > water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?"
> >
> > The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."
> >
> > By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in
> > the water again--- but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds
> > and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
> >
> > The preacher again asks the drunk, "For the love of God, have you
> > found Jesus?"
> >
> > The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the
> > preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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