Pants VS Panties

Pants and Panties Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father
> sat him down for a little chat.
>
> He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something.
> On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed
> them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.''
>
> She did and said, 'These are too big.
> I can't wear them.'
>
> I replied, 'Exactly.. I wear the pants in
> this family and I always will.' Ever since that night, we have
> never had any problems.
>
> 'Hmmm,' said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
>
> On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, 'Here, try
> these on..'
>
> She tried them on and said, 'These are too large. They don't fit me.'
> Mike said, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.
> I don't want you to ever forget that.'
>
> Then Karen took off her panties and handed them to Mike. She said,
> 'Here, you try on mine.'
>
> Mike did and said,
> 'I can't get into your panties.'
>
> Karen said, 'Exactly. And if you don't change
> your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
>
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