1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work
boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
BUBBA,
Big Jake, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the
mailman this morning and messed him up bad.
I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the
blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the
house. Better wait outside.
Cooter
October 9th 2021, 9:07 pm by Timmi
Subject: HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 
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