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Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the wife February 8th 2010, 11:36 am | |
| The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, ''What's on the TV?'' I said, ''Dust!'' * In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. * My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog. * What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks. * A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said ''I haven't eaten anything in four days.'' She looked at him and said, ''God, I wish I had your willpower.'' * Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. * A man inserted an ad in the classified: ''Wife wanted.'' Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ''You can have mine.'' * The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. * First guy (proudly): ''My wife's an angel!'' Second guy: ''You're lucky, mine's still alive.'' * How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. * Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all. * If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. * Then there was a man who said, ''I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late.'' * A little boy asked his father, ''Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'' And the father replied, ''I don't know son, I'm still paying.'' * The bumper sticker read: ''I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her.'' * Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful. | |
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Number of posts : 899 Age : 71 Location : Wise VA Registration date : 2009-05-29
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Number of posts : 5230 Age : 50 Location : Beaver, WV Registration date : 2009-02-11
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Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
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| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: the wife February 12th 2010, 12:58 pm | |
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Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
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