A man and his ever-nagging wife

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband "You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can have her buried here, in the Holy Land, for $150." The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would only spend $150?"
The man replied "Long ago, a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead...I just can't take that Chance.

Now that's true, i mean funny.