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bubba53 Moderator
Number of posts : 12045 Age : 70 Location : statesville,nc Registration date : 2009-08-29
| Subject: the man's rules February 12th 2010, 9:57 pm | |
| At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear the rules From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know the best way to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or NASCAR.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. | |
| | | ermullis
Number of posts : 1376 Age : 64 Location : Hamptonville NC Registration date : 2009-10-21
| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 12th 2010, 10:10 pm | |
| Now that's good stuff ! | |
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| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 12th 2010, 10:23 pm | |
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| | | Pops
Number of posts : 1259 Age : 65 Location : Baytown, TX Registration date : 2009-02-20
| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 12th 2010, 10:29 pm | |
| Funny, I wonder if they would work if i repeated them.. | |
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| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 12th 2010, 11:25 pm | |
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| | | Jeff M
Number of posts : 1777 Location : Moneta Va Registration date : 2009-02-16
| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 13th 2010, 9:22 am | |
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| | | 4x4dad
Number of posts : 231 Age : 61 Location : Butler Pa. Registration date : 2010-01-23
| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 13th 2010, 9:30 am | |
| Should be listed as WEDDING VOWS ! ! ! | |
| | | RZRCRAC
Number of posts : 574 Age : 56 Location : Indianapolis, IN Registration date : 2009-02-24
| Subject: Re: the man's rules February 16th 2010, 11:39 am | |
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